Thanksgiving Zombies?

HELLO TO ALL THE ZOMBIE RESISTANCE LEAGUERS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE TODAY. IN AMERICA TODAY, ZOMBIES ARE GATHERING TOGETHER TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF OUR TURKEY POPULATION. WHEN ASKED WHY, THEY SIMPLY MUTTER SOMETHING ABOUT BEING THANKFUL AND THEN CONTINUE THEIR HUNT FOR VARIOUS FOODS TO FILL THE HUNGER, OR GLUTTONY WITHIN. IT IS BEING CALLED A THANKSGIVING DAY FEAST. I WONDER HOW MANY ACTUALLY REMEMBER THE REASON FOR THIS CELEBRATION. THE YEAR WAS 1863, when, during the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed a national day of "Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens", to be celebrated on Thursday, November 26 AS A NATIONAL AND ANNUAL HOLIDAY. OUR NATION WAS AT WAR. WE WERE A NATION DIVIDED.. FAMILIES WERE OFTEN FOUND FIGHTING AGAINST ONE ANOTHER BASED ON REGION, RELIGIOUS BELIEF, SOCIAL ISSUES SUCH AS SLAVERY, OR PROPERTY RIGHTS. IT WAS GOING BE OUR BLOODIEST WAR TO DATE. 625,000 PLUS AMERICAN CITIZENS WERE SLAUGHTERED BY THEIR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN. THE PRESIDENT HAD CALLED FOR A CEASING TO THE FIGHTING AND FOR US TO GIVE A MOMENT OF THOUGHT TO THOSE THINGS WHICH WE HOLD DEAR. IT IS SAID THAT GUNS WERE LAID ASIDE AND FEASTS WERE THROWN ACROSS THE NATION. A MOMENT OF RESTFULNESS IN THE MIDST OF WAR WAS FELT BY MANY. FUNNY THING IS, HERE WE ARE, THREATENING TO FIGHT A SIMILAR BATTLE IN AMERICA, 149 YEARS LATER. FELLOW RESISTERS... TAKE TIME TO BE SURE TO THINK. DON'T BECOME INFECTED BY THE WAVE OF ZOMBIE CONTAGIONS. POINT 1: SECESSIONISTS. THE THOUGHT THAT PROVOKED THE CIVIL WAR ERA. WHY? WHY NOW? IS IT NOT TREASON TO TRY TO OVERTHROW ONE'S OWN GOVERNMENT? POINT 2: SLAVERY (IMMIGRATION REFORM IN A MIRROR). THERE IS A MOVEMENT TO OUST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FROM OUR BORDERS. THERE IS A THOUGHT THAT PAY NEED EQUALLED FOR ALL. THERE IS A PUSH TO ALLOW THESE INDIVIDUALS TO STAY. THERE IS A HATRED BEING STIRRED UP BY THE ZOMBIES WHO FOLLOW CONSERVATIVE THOUGHT. THINK. DON'T FALL VICTIM TO THE PLAGUE. POINT 3: RELIGION. THERE IS A MOVEMENT TO PUSH FOR A THEISTIC STATE. THERE IS A MENTION OF BANNING RELIGIOUS GATHERINGS. THERE IS A PERVERSION OF A PRACTICE OF SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE. Enjoy the day. Stay tuned for further discussion on these and other issues. Most importantly, don't fall for the dribble. Stay alive. Resist the plague of Zombie infection. And have a great Thanksgiving. Celebrate your blessings. Be blessed! *LASIRANON*